He Gave Up Medicine to Pursue His Real Dream After the tremendous noise ceases, the intern uncovers his ears and shouts, "What the hell was that?" The emergency physicians turns around and says, "I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure that I hit it."
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The emergency physician spots a duck flying the marsh and aims a huge, automatic combat shotgun, unloading two full magazines into the air, as the other physicians take cover behind him. I think I should shoot it again, but with a scoped rifle next time." Cannot exclude a pterodactyl at this point. The radiologist sees a duck, aims a shotgun, hits the duck, and turns to the group. He turns to the group and says, "It was too small for a condor, too big for a sparrow. The intern sees a duck, aims his rifle, leads the duck with his first shot, trails it with his next shot and hits with his third. The general surgeon spots a duck flying from the marsh, aims his rifle, shoots the duck in one shot, and turns to the others and says "I just shot myself a duck." Just don't take them too personally.Ī group of physicians are duck hunting. If you work in the healthcare field, you'll appreciate these jokes. Two Doctor Jokes: Inspired by Real People, Based on Fictional Events Patient: “I know, but I don’t know the rest of the song!” Me:“Hey,, c’mon, I just gave the first part of the song. Patient:“Yes, I thought they were gonna wreck my door!” Me: “I bet it was a little bit frightening.” Patient: “No, and it was scary, I thought they were gonna wreck my door.” Patient: “Yes, and I told them to just swing at the air, not hit the door.” Me: “Oh, so, everybody was kung fu fighting?” Patient: “They just kept kung fu-ing the door and I kept telling them to stop.” Here's the backstory: "I work in a medical clinic and I have a little fun with a patient one day when she complains her kids keep 'kung fu-ing' her front door." When Your Patient Doesn't Remember the Lyrics.ĭo you remember this song? If "yes", you'll definitely appreciate this next story, originally posted on. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.
I Don't Think You're Ready For This JellyĪnother funny story published on : When I introduced myself as the on-call neurologist, the very southern-sounding nurse loudly exclaimed: I called them, a bit curious as to what was going on, as 3AM calls to the neurologist rarely come from the SICU. During residency, I got paged at 3AM to the SICU.
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